and...
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Scenery pics for MM.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Ride...
Now it is my turn to post pictures from the Natchez Trace ride!!
Equipment check after first hittin' the road and consulting the TomTom on where we should stay the night.
Dr. Who at one of the Indian Mounds historical stops on the Trace.
Little Red is ready to go!
Aww!! Ain't they cute?! If you can read Nate's shirt, it's funny.
Nate paying his repsects at the gravesite of an unknown Confederate soldier.
I taught Dr. Who how to ride my motorcycle!!
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Titans!!
So I went to my very first Titans game yesterday. Nate took me. It was awesome. Julie let me borrow her light pink Titans jersey, and I wore a light purple bandanna. I was totally dressed the part. hehe.
Isn't that just like a girl? I go to an awesome game and the first thing I think about is what I wore. teehee! Being from a family of women, I don't know much about football. Mom taught me the very basic rules of the game when I would go to Mentsh and Dr. Who's games while they were in the band in high school. Well, on the drive to the game, Nate gave me the low-down on a couple of standard Titan plays, and it was fun to try to watch something besides just who has the ball.
Anyway, aside from the sunburn, it was awesome! I had a blast. Thanks Nate and Dr. Who!

Isn't that just like a girl? I go to an awesome game and the first thing I think about is what I wore. teehee! Being from a family of women, I don't know much about football. Mom taught me the very basic rules of the game when I would go to Mentsh and Dr. Who's games while they were in the band in high school. Well, on the drive to the game, Nate gave me the low-down on a couple of standard Titan plays, and it was fun to try to watch something besides just who has the ball.
Anyway, aside from the sunburn, it was awesome! I had a blast. Thanks Nate and Dr. Who!

Friday, August 08, 2008
Should I or shouldn't I?
Some guys at work are puttin' together a skydiving trip. One of them does it all the time and wants to expose others to it. He invited me today when he saw me riding my motorcycle, and figured I had the personality for it.
Would y'all jump out of a plane? Do you think I would enjoy it?
Would y'all jump out of a plane? Do you think I would enjoy it?
Graceland.
So I went to the King's mansion. It was interesting. Pretty much just a shrine. I think I enjoyed the company the most. I spent the day with a handsome little boy attached to me, holding my hand. He was a lot of fun to hang out with.
Also THOROUGHLY enjoyed the barbeque chicken pizza at the Memphis Pizza Cafe. The service was lacking, but the pizza made up for it.
I also really enjoyed the conversation time on the ride there and back. I went with my best friend and her family and it had been a year since I had seen her, so it was really good to have that time to catch up.
Anyway, if ya ever happen to be in Memphis, Graceland is a fun thing to do, though I wouldn't make a trip specifically for that.
Also THOROUGHLY enjoyed the barbeque chicken pizza at the Memphis Pizza Cafe. The service was lacking, but the pizza made up for it.
I also really enjoyed the conversation time on the ride there and back. I went with my best friend and her family and it had been a year since I had seen her, so it was really good to have that time to catch up.
Anyway, if ya ever happen to be in Memphis, Graceland is a fun thing to do, though I wouldn't make a trip specifically for that.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Jessie!! I can hardly believe you are already SIX years old!!! I love you, darlin', and I'm so glad I was able to be there with you to celebrate the big day!
Oh, and you did a wonderful job at your recital!
Oh, and you did a wonderful job at your recital!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
My return home.
I may have never lived in Nashville before, but it sure does feel like home. Being back in Tennessee has provided a weird sensation of newness and return to home. It has been a long while since I've felt that feeling of being at home. Now don't get me wrong, I love North Georgia and the life I had there, but it didn't feel like this.
I just wanted everyone to know that I'm happy and lovin' life here. I'm developing new friendships and reconnecting with old ones. Life is good.
I just wanted everyone to know that I'm happy and lovin' life here. I'm developing new friendships and reconnecting with old ones. Life is good.
Monday, June 09, 2008
Apparently I chose the wrong job...
According to this article, I should've become a research scientist in Antarctica.
Antarctica: Winter’s favorite destination
Antarctica: Winter’s favorite destination
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Thanks
I had the most excellent weekend. The one exception was being called in to work on Saturday. But that only lasted a couple hours.
To all those who helped make my weekend awesome....thanks. You were great. ;)
To all those who helped make my weekend awesome....thanks. You were great. ;)
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Update of sorts.
Things are going really well. I am so happy to be here. Titan is adjusting to being alone all day again, and he seems to be taking it well. He's found a happy spot in his kennel right up by two windows, and sometimes I practically have to drag him out of his happy spot.
I'm really diggin' this gettin' to hang out with the Family C whenever we want. It's NORMAL now! It's not some special occasion that took a lot of doin' to make happen.
I really enjoy my coworkers. They are all very helpful, and I look forward most days being with them. We crack jokes and comiserate when we have the fire alarm go off three times in a timespan of about 3 hours. It's awesome.
I really feel like I am starting to settle in here. It's great. That's all for now.
I'm really diggin' this gettin' to hang out with the Family C whenever we want. It's NORMAL now! It's not some special occasion that took a lot of doin' to make happen.
I really enjoy my coworkers. They are all very helpful, and I look forward most days being with them. We crack jokes and comiserate when we have the fire alarm go off three times in a timespan of about 3 hours. It's awesome.
I really feel like I am starting to settle in here. It's great. That's all for now.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Red letter day coming up
Whisky Girl graduates to being Dr. Whisky Girl on Thursday and Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her hooding ceremony is on Thursday and her graduation is on Friday. It's been a rough week for her though, having her wisdom teeth removed, but she's a strong girl, and is doing okay from what I hear.
All in the family are excited beyond belief for you, Dr. WG. We love you and are very proud of you. I'm excited about this weekend in celebration of you and your hard work and determination.
All in the family are excited beyond belief for you, Dr. WG. We love you and are very proud of you. I'm excited about this weekend in celebration of you and your hard work and determination.
Friday, April 18, 2008
My new job!
I am LOVING my new job! It's a great team. Everyone helps everyone else, we constantly have fun, and they give me free Mountain Dew...what more could I ask for?!??!
Today was my first day answering phones with no help. Up until today I've been doing some behind-the-scenes type stuff, like sortin' emails. This has really been a great job for me and a perfect fit. They guys and girl are totally great people and have me looking forward to the next day to see what they will have me laughing at next.
I also got my apartment today. My mom and WG are driving up all my stuff tomorrow after loading it all up...don't have a great family that would do all that for me?!?! THEY ROCK!
I just scheduled to have my cable installed in a week, which means I will be without internet for a week, and I will miss the next new episode of Lost!! Being without internet doesn't bother me as much...after sittin' in front of a computer all day, I'm not anxious to go home and do it more.
Y'all be good! or don't...just have fun!
Today was my first day answering phones with no help. Up until today I've been doing some behind-the-scenes type stuff, like sortin' emails. This has really been a great job for me and a perfect fit. They guys and girl are totally great people and have me looking forward to the next day to see what they will have me laughing at next.
I also got my apartment today. My mom and WG are driving up all my stuff tomorrow after loading it all up...don't have a great family that would do all that for me?!?! THEY ROCK!
I just scheduled to have my cable installed in a week, which means I will be without internet for a week, and I will miss the next new episode of Lost!! Being without internet doesn't bother me as much...after sittin' in front of a computer all day, I'm not anxious to go home and do it more.
Y'all be good! or don't...just have fun!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Today is my nephew, Eli's, THIRD BIRTHDAY!! It is hard to imagine that he is already that old! He's growing up so fast! I remember I was in Colombia when Dr. Who told me she was pregnant with this little tike, and I've never regretted leaving South America so I could be a part of the lives of the following generation who keep nipping at my heels!
Happy Birthday, Eli! I love you! I hope you had a good one!
Happy Birthday, Eli! I love you! I hope you had a good one!
MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!
I'm moving!!! I accepted a job in NASHVILLE, more specifically in Brentwood. I start in a week, and I'm very excited. I'll be working in the HelpDesk, which is exactly what I want to do, so save your "I'm sorry"s for someone else.
I've yet to find a place to live, be it an apartment or a house. This has proven to be more difficult than I expected, so in the meantime I will be bunking at Dr. Who and Nate's place. That is a bit of a commute, to say the least, so I will be motivated to remedy this soon.
Anyway, this is the big change going on right now. I was planning on moving with WhiskyGirl to Pennsylvania for her residency, but Dr. Who jumped at the opportunity of my finally being willing to move and found me a job near her. This is a great opportunity and is a really good fit for what I want. Even WG admitted I'd be crazy to pass this up, so I moved on it with her blessings.
I've yet to find a place to live, be it an apartment or a house. This has proven to be more difficult than I expected, so in the meantime I will be bunking at Dr. Who and Nate's place. That is a bit of a commute, to say the least, so I will be motivated to remedy this soon.
Anyway, this is the big change going on right now. I was planning on moving with WhiskyGirl to Pennsylvania for her residency, but Dr. Who jumped at the opportunity of my finally being willing to move and found me a job near her. This is a great opportunity and is a really good fit for what I want. Even WG admitted I'd be crazy to pass this up, so I moved on it with her blessings.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Change
Ok, folks,
Lots of change happening around me, and as soon as decisions are made, I'll clue y'all in. Too much to do to prepare right now for anything more to say.
Lots of change happening around me, and as soon as decisions are made, I'll clue y'all in. Too much to do to prepare right now for anything more to say.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Interesting
Most of the people that read my blog already know this, but it can't hurt to post it anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ4G1N0cKcE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ4G1N0cKcE
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Today is my niece's 4th birthday! Four years ago not only was my sister recovering, but so was her husband because he had to deliver his own daughter at home...unplanned. Mentsh went into labor faster than she expected and got caught. By the time the paramedics got there, the job was done.
Well, Happy Birthday, darlin'! I love being your aunt!
Well, Happy Birthday, darlin'! I love being your aunt!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Chin Chin
That's the name of the new Chinese restaurant in my neighborhood. It is awesome! It has a great atmosphere, not religious like some Chinese restaurants. The staff was so friendly, and it's definitely a family restaurant. When we arrived, we had like a 10 minute wait because we had 7 in our party. (2 nieces and one new nephew included) While we waited at the bar, which was empty, the bartender took a couple of those drink umbrellas and put them on stirrers so that it would spin like a pinwheel, and gave one to each of my nieces. Then a couple minutes later he served them a Shirley Temple each! I was so impressed. While we ate, they brought the girls chopsticks with the rubber band around them so they could learn to use them. The staff kept stopping by to ooh and ahh over the baby. We were really pleased. On top of all that, the food was great. And the best part was my fortune cookie...
"You have a keen sense of humor, and bring out the best in others"...in bed.
"You have a keen sense of humor, and bring out the best in others"...in bed.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
SNOW DAY!!
Now the ground has a more solid cover, and it's STILL snowing! There are about a dozen kids outside playing in it. There's a dad out there making a huge snowman. It's beautiful. All these pics were taken from my front kitchen window.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Time for a haircut??
Friday, December 21, 2007
Monday, December 03, 2007
Mourning
Y'all remember back in June when I told you about Titan getting into a dogfight? It was with a Rottie named Zeus. Well, I found out not too long ago that Zeus passed away. He was like 12 years old, and just couldn't get up one morning. Even though he and Titan didn't get along, I could tell that Zeus was a good dog. His owner, a single gal like me, is truly mourning this loss. My prayers go out to her.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Turkey Day success!
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Thanksgiving cooking...
...has commenced. Tonight I am in the middle of making sugar-coated pecans. They're currently in the oven and do the smell GOOD! I even bought a cute little half apron to wear while cooking T'giving dinner. I had a bottle of wine to drink while cooking that Mentsh and Mike gave me, but when I went to open it, I realized I didn't have a corkscrew....guess I don't drink wine enough! I've been drinking chocolate milk instead. I'll have to return to the store for the fourth time to get one...or steal my mom's. I think that is a better idea. I'll steal mom's corkscrew. She's in Thailand. She'll never know. hehe.
Ok, so I just went to stir the pecans and one fell onto the counter, so of course I had to eat it...it was gooooooooood. To those of you that are coming to my dinner, at least we know this will be good!
My house is a toasty 80 degrees inside! And that is with the heat turned off! I had to open my doors and windows to cool things down to 70. Living in a townhouse means I share two walls with neighbours, and they heat my house in the winter. It's nice to be able to air out the house in the middle of November!
Ok, so I just went to stir the pecans and one fell onto the counter, so of course I had to eat it...it was gooooooooood. To those of you that are coming to my dinner, at least we know this will be good!
My house is a toasty 80 degrees inside! And that is with the heat turned off! I had to open my doors and windows to cool things down to 70. Living in a townhouse means I share two walls with neighbours, and they heat my house in the winter. It's nice to be able to air out the house in the middle of November!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Too soon!
There is a house in my subdivision that already has Christmas lights up!! What's up with that? I thought tradition dictated that Christmas decorations were not to go up until the day after Thanksgiving. Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! I guess I'm gonna have to put up my decorations now, too! Man, I love this time of year.
I'm making my first Thanksgiving dinner for the family this year! So I apologize in advance to my family if things do not turn out as planned. Either way, we're gonna have fun!
I'm making my first Thanksgiving dinner for the family this year! So I apologize in advance to my family if things do not turn out as planned. Either way, we're gonna have fun!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Happy Halloween!
So...Halloween has come and gone this year. I'm disappointed with this year. Our subdivision got larger, yet there were fewer kiddies. I ended up talking with my neighbor most of the night. Turns out he's a good person to know, as he is a manager at the Krispy Kreme!
I'm looking forward to the next holiday, Thanksgiving. My plans are still not solidified yet, but I'm working on it. My mom and sister will not be here, so I'm on my own.
I'm looking forward to the next holiday, Thanksgiving. My plans are still not solidified yet, but I'm working on it. My mom and sister will not be here, so I'm on my own.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Happy Birthday!
Today is Titan's birthday!! He turns 5 today! Unfortunately, he had a vet appt today, but he's healthy, so it's all good. He weighed in at 99lbs! We went to Petco and got some fun toys and chew bones, and all is well with the world. After that we went for a mile and a half stroll on the greenway. He is now sound asleep, as a good Weim should be!
Happy Birthday, Titan!
Happy Birthday, Titan!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Happy Birthday!
Seein' as how my birthday is being spent primarily alone...I feel the need to sing happy birthday to me:
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday, dear DJ!
Happy Birthday to me!
hehe! I am in a good mood today. It's such a beautiful Fall day today! WONDERFUL!
I met up with a guy friend, Doug, and the two of us and our two dogs walked the greenway for about 3 hours. It was awesome.
I celebrated my birthday early with my family. We went to my favorite restaurant and they even arranged for me to have a Tiramisu cake!! A WHOLE cake of that goodness! It is a beautiful thing! I also got flowers, Irises and Stargazer Lilies. They're beautiful, too!
Today is indeed, a good day! I hope everyone else is having a wonderful day, as well!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday, dear DJ!
Happy Birthday to me!
hehe! I am in a good mood today. It's such a beautiful Fall day today! WONDERFUL!
I met up with a guy friend, Doug, and the two of us and our two dogs walked the greenway for about 3 hours. It was awesome.
I celebrated my birthday early with my family. We went to my favorite restaurant and they even arranged for me to have a Tiramisu cake!! A WHOLE cake of that goodness! It is a beautiful thing! I also got flowers, Irises and Stargazer Lilies. They're beautiful, too!
Today is indeed, a good day! I hope everyone else is having a wonderful day, as well!
Monday, October 08, 2007
Whisky Girl disappoints...
Ok, I'll try to fill in some details on the camping trip.
WG and I decided, fairly last minute, to go camping. We leave around 5pm, still uncertain which campground to grace with our presence. So we must explore our options before it gets too dark. We head up to Sarah's Creek campground and the map we have of it is not complete in our opinion and according to rumors heard there was more offered at this site, so we seek out the validity of these rumors. We head up a Forest Service road in my Rodeo with the back loaded up with two 80lb+ dogs and all our camping gear. We ford a stream a couple times while still encountering campsites. This is where we encountered the scary mountain men camping way back in the woods. None of these were worthy of our purpose this trip so we continued on.
This is when we went off the map. There is probably a good reason why the road was not on the map...it should not have been driven, however my Rodeo handled it without even a hiccup. (Praise God for 4 wheel drive!) We were climbing inclines of more than a 60 degree angle with HUGE holes at least 7" deep to make the ride bumpy on a gravel "road" (if it dare be called a road.) We forded 3 more streams, bottomed out once, but no fear, I got skid plates. WG kept asking if I was sure I wanted to continue, but heck yeah, I was having me some fun! We did notice that a few times there the dogs looked a little worried about the two of us. ;)
So we notice dusk settling in, the headlights were actually being useful, so just before we forded the 6th stream we turned around. (Do the math, I got to drive through moving water 10 times!!) Since we decided not to camp here, we had to go check out the other campgrounds which put us arriving at the final destination next to a beautiful river well past dusk. WG and I got the dogs settled, set up camp, ate supper, made a fire, and drank some sissy wine coolers.
Next day we took it slow. I got both dogs into the river and tossed some tennis balls. That water was COLD! Even the dogs started shivering...eventually. It doesn't matter how cold or tired they are...if a ball is thrown, it MUST be retreived. I think they both slept for about two days after this trip.
Anyhow...this is the run down on the trip, WG, if you think of anything to add, feel free. Embelishments are welcome!
WG and I decided, fairly last minute, to go camping. We leave around 5pm, still uncertain which campground to grace with our presence. So we must explore our options before it gets too dark. We head up to Sarah's Creek campground and the map we have of it is not complete in our opinion and according to rumors heard there was more offered at this site, so we seek out the validity of these rumors. We head up a Forest Service road in my Rodeo with the back loaded up with two 80lb+ dogs and all our camping gear. We ford a stream a couple times while still encountering campsites. This is where we encountered the scary mountain men camping way back in the woods. None of these were worthy of our purpose this trip so we continued on.
This is when we went off the map. There is probably a good reason why the road was not on the map...it should not have been driven, however my Rodeo handled it without even a hiccup. (Praise God for 4 wheel drive!) We were climbing inclines of more than a 60 degree angle with HUGE holes at least 7" deep to make the ride bumpy on a gravel "road" (if it dare be called a road.) We forded 3 more streams, bottomed out once, but no fear, I got skid plates. WG kept asking if I was sure I wanted to continue, but heck yeah, I was having me some fun! We did notice that a few times there the dogs looked a little worried about the two of us. ;)
So we notice dusk settling in, the headlights were actually being useful, so just before we forded the 6th stream we turned around. (Do the math, I got to drive through moving water 10 times!!) Since we decided not to camp here, we had to go check out the other campgrounds which put us arriving at the final destination next to a beautiful river well past dusk. WG and I got the dogs settled, set up camp, ate supper, made a fire, and drank some sissy wine coolers.
Next day we took it slow. I got both dogs into the river and tossed some tennis balls. That water was COLD! Even the dogs started shivering...eventually. It doesn't matter how cold or tired they are...if a ball is thrown, it MUST be retreived. I think they both slept for about two days after this trip.
Anyhow...this is the run down on the trip, WG, if you think of anything to add, feel free. Embelishments are welcome!
New nephew!!
I now have SIX nieces and nephews for me to hold and love! Daniel James was born September 27 around 6:30pm. He weighed just under 8lbs and 21.5" long. The absolutely awesome part is that I got to cut the umbilical cord... :) I'm spending a couple weeks with my sister helping her while she recovers and gets used to the new "normal".
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Request to WhiskyGirl...
WhiskyGirl may be the only way you'd believe the recollection of our exploring the north GA mountains last week. I would appreciate it if WG would type up the story so I can post it.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Counting a blessing
One year ago today my father was in a car accident, and almost died. When he unexpectedly pulled through emergency brain surgery, the doctors told us he would likely need a year to recover fully. Three months later he was returning to work, almost completely recovered. I just want to take a moment to thank my Lord for protecting my father and my family one year ago today.
Thank you, God!
And also a thank you to my Dad for fighting for his life and pulling through a speedy recovery! I love you, Dad, and I'm happy you are still with us, hopefully for many years to come!
Thank you, God!
And also a thank you to my Dad for fighting for his life and pulling through a speedy recovery! I love you, Dad, and I'm happy you are still with us, hopefully for many years to come!
Belated Birthday Wishes!!
While I was out of town, I missed posting two birthdays this past week. So...
Happy Birthday, Mentsh!!
Happy Birthday, Dr. Who!!
Happy Birthday, Mentsh!!
Happy Birthday, Dr. Who!!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Doubt these are true, but they sure are funny!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY: (for hard core golfers) I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma thatI saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY: (for hard core golfers) I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma thatI saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Friday, September 07, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Photos
I told y'all about my trip to Michigan. Well, while I was there, we went to a garden. Here are a few pictures from that little excursion...enjoy. I'm particularly fond of the first picture.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
A feminist I am not!
| You Are 20% Feminist |
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Thursday, August 02, 2007
Been busy, folks
So I finally got to drive up and meet my new nephew last week. He's ADORABLE!! So incredibly handsome considering his dad, but more believable when you look at his mom. :)
After that I got home just in time to unpack, wash clothes, repack and head out to Michigan. Crazy me decided to drive! I picked up two friends along the way. I drove through GA, TN, KY, IN, and MI...14 hours in all. Pretty good time if you ask me. My roommate from college, who lives in MI is adopting a little girl, so all us gals from college went up to help her get her baby room in order and do some catching up. It's hard to believe one of us is finally going to be a mommy now! It's about time! She's also the only one of us that's married. (We're all 27 or 28 now.) It was great having all four of us together again. We got to do a lot of catching up and hanging out.
I'll tell you what...those Michigan-lefts were starting to get irritating. For those of you who don't know what those are...in order to make a left turn, you have to turn right and then do a U-turn to get back to the original 'left'. I kept getting turned around. I'm glad we don't have those down here.
We went to the Coast Guard Festival while we were there. We got to see a few of the ships coming in to dock for the next couple weeks. Yummm...men in uniform. I probably ended up photographing them more than the ships...hehe.
Ok, well, that's a quick catch up...I got family coming into town today, so I'm gonna be quite busy for a while. I'll be back later on, I guess.
After that I got home just in time to unpack, wash clothes, repack and head out to Michigan. Crazy me decided to drive! I picked up two friends along the way. I drove through GA, TN, KY, IN, and MI...14 hours in all. Pretty good time if you ask me. My roommate from college, who lives in MI is adopting a little girl, so all us gals from college went up to help her get her baby room in order and do some catching up. It's hard to believe one of us is finally going to be a mommy now! It's about time! She's also the only one of us that's married. (We're all 27 or 28 now.) It was great having all four of us together again. We got to do a lot of catching up and hanging out.
I'll tell you what...those Michigan-lefts were starting to get irritating. For those of you who don't know what those are...in order to make a left turn, you have to turn right and then do a U-turn to get back to the original 'left'. I kept getting turned around. I'm glad we don't have those down here.
We went to the Coast Guard Festival while we were there. We got to see a few of the ships coming in to dock for the next couple weeks. Yummm...men in uniform. I probably ended up photographing them more than the ships...hehe.
Ok, well, that's a quick catch up...I got family coming into town today, so I'm gonna be quite busy for a while. I'll be back later on, I guess.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Got this in an email...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Desmond. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit, paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Cristofaro, since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Desmond. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit, paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Cristofaro, since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Fortune cookie...
My fortune cookie tonight reads:
Your talents will prove especially useful this week.I wonder whom I'll meet this week...
Thursday, June 28, 2007
In honor of *you know who you are*
I received my very first drunkdial this past Saturday. Thankfully the reception was not very good, so he was spared much embarrassment...hehe.
Rules of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.
15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk a unwanted response.... Be prepared!
18. Never, I say again, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers
Rules of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.
15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk a unwanted response.... Be prepared!
18. Never, I say again, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Bike troubles...help!
Ok, I am the furtherest thing from a mechanic...so I desparately need some advice. My Ninja is giving me problems. The battery kept dying on me because I wasn't riding it enough, so I bought a battery tender. Once it was charged again and I got it to start, it's still not happy. It won't idle. I have to pull the choke down all the way to even get it started, and at idle it always wants to die. If I rev it some, it will hang around 3000 rpms for a few seconds and then die. If I let up on the choke any it dies immediately. So you see the common theme here...IT DIES! You fellows got any ideas why or what I need to look at to find out why?
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Take me out to the ballgame...
Mike, my bro-in-law, is taking me to a Cubs game that happens to be playing in the Braves stadium. I'll root for any team that is playing against the Braves. Mike is a Cubs fan, and therefore tonight, I, too, am a Cubs fan, complete with a Cubs t-shirt.
UPDATE: Cubs lost...oh well. I had a lot of fun anyhow. It's amazing how many Cubs fans were there. I guess that's due to Atlanta being a transplant city. There was the Atlanta drumline there performing on the way out. They were just a tad sloppy, but they were really there just to have fun, and they did. It felt good to have my innerds thumping to the beat of a drumline again...man, I love that feeling. Mike was great company. Thanks, again, Mike for taking me!
UPDATE: Cubs lost...oh well. I had a lot of fun anyhow. It's amazing how many Cubs fans were there. I guess that's due to Atlanta being a transplant city. There was the Atlanta drumline there performing on the way out. They were just a tad sloppy, but they were really there just to have fun, and they did. It felt good to have my innerds thumping to the beat of a drumline again...man, I love that feeling. Mike was great company. Thanks, again, Mike for taking me!
Saturday, June 02, 2007
dog fight!
So apparently Titan and Wendy can hold their own when their arch enemy, a Rottie named Zeus, comes after them. But poor Titan's skin is so thin, he's got a puncture wound and a handful of scratches. All is well that ends well, though.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
For your viewing enjoyment...
Friday, May 18, 2007
New blogger onboard!
Hey people! I'd like to introduce you to Leelee. We went to college together and we love to hang out together. Go check out her new blog at http://gonetofindmyself.blogspot.com.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
So close....
Yesterday my dad and I set off on a trip together, and I made arrangements to have Titan kenneled while I was gone. We walked out to the car and I immediately smelled smoke. I thought it was interesting. I load up Titan to take him to the kennel to drop him off before heading to the airport, and when we pull up to the Vet/kennel, I see yellow CAUTION tape around the parking lot and a fire engine and several dogs on leashes being held by vet assistants in the parking lot. Apparently the building had been on fire. I found out today from the front page of the newspaper (my sister called to tell me) that 12 pets died in that fire. I praise God that I had not dropped Titan off the night before, or one of those pets could have been him! Here is the story from the local paper...
http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=32&url_article_id=28079&url_subchannel_id=&change_well_id=2
http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=32&url_article_id=28079&url_subchannel_id=&change_well_id=2
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Such a good week already!
It's only Wednesday and I'm already having a wonderful week. My laptop went bad a couple weeks ago and the cost of replacing the parts was almost the value of the computer, so I decided to get a new one. Well, mom and I went shopping for it on Monday, found the one we wanted, but the salesmen were so harrassing, we went home to mull it over. We went back yesterday and found the only chick that works in that department at Fry's and she was great. We really appreciated her. Anyhow, I ended up with an awesome Fujitsu. Windows Vista is taking a bit to get used to, but I like it. The laptop has a fingerprint scanner! It's so cool. All I gotta do to sign on is swipe my finger! Okay, this is only half of the good news for the week...
Monday Mom must have been in a really good mood because after checking out the computers we went to check out the digital cameras. Let me preface this with I received an early inheritance from my dad, a Nikon F5, which is a professional film camera. I also have a Nikon N60, film camera, and a total of three lenses to use on both. So as you might know, Nate and Dr. Who picked up a Nikon D80 a couple months ago that I have been lusting after ever since. In Mom's line of work, a textbook author, she provides her own figures. I'm the photographer for her book. I love doing the photography, and they even used two of my photos for the covers of the books. So, Mom sees the awesome quality of Nate and Dr. Who's camera and decides she needs one as well for her book. Monday she bought one!! And she said I can hold onto it as long as it's available for her purposes while she's writing her books. I've only taken a handful of pictures on it so far, and have definitly not seen it's full potential. I'm very much looking forward to exploring the uses of this camera. I'm excited about it because I can use the lenses I have from the other cameras on this one! I'm posting 2 pics I took this evening.

Monday Mom must have been in a really good mood because after checking out the computers we went to check out the digital cameras. Let me preface this with I received an early inheritance from my dad, a Nikon F5, which is a professional film camera. I also have a Nikon N60, film camera, and a total of three lenses to use on both. So as you might know, Nate and Dr. Who picked up a Nikon D80 a couple months ago that I have been lusting after ever since. In Mom's line of work, a textbook author, she provides her own figures. I'm the photographer for her book. I love doing the photography, and they even used two of my photos for the covers of the books. So, Mom sees the awesome quality of Nate and Dr. Who's camera and decides she needs one as well for her book. Monday she bought one!! And she said I can hold onto it as long as it's available for her purposes while she's writing her books. I've only taken a handful of pictures on it so far, and have definitly not seen it's full potential. I'm very much looking forward to exploring the uses of this camera. I'm excited about it because I can use the lenses I have from the other cameras on this one! I'm posting 2 pics I took this evening.
Monday, May 07, 2007
AWESOME weekend!
I just had an awesome weekend up in the North Georgia mountains with my friend, LeAnn. We got in Friday night, in time to make TWO Walmart runs. Saturday we got up, fixed breakfast, then went to a local dog show. It wasn't the real kind, it was a community deal with classes for "Waggiest Tail" and "Looks most like owner". I brought Titan, but I didn't get there early enough to enter him into any of the competitions. Even so, Titan got plenty of compliments for being such a beautiful dog and having a VERY waggily tail. After that, we went to my all time favorite restaurant, Isabelle's. It's an old white house that has been converted into a restaurant. Their sweet tea is the best, I almost dare say better than mine. After dinner, we decided we needed waterwheel churned ice cream from up by NC. And since we had been in NC, we decided it would only be fair to see SC, too. So we took off in the direction of SC. Twenty minutes later, we were there! The excursion was totally worth it because we happened upon an awesome trailhead down to the river. We also went to the gorge and took pics of the waterfalls. You can see the fog at the top of the pic of the waterfall I posted here. It had to have been the best time of year to do this because all the mountain laurels were blooming. All the pics were taken on my cell phone, so sorry about the quality. After our hiking we went to a drive-in theater...my first time! We saw Spider-Man 3. It was pretty good. I really enjoyed the drive-in atmosphere. The place was really full, I was a little surprised to see it that busy. So that was my fun-filled weekend.








Friday, May 04, 2007
Spring has sprung!
My Confederate Jasmine is in full bloom! It's so beautiful. And it smells even better than it looks. This is my third year with this plant. I love it. It's my favorite plant on the deck, with the Bloodgood Japanese Maple with Creeping Jenny in a close second . I love this time of year, though not as much as Fall.


Sunday, April 29, 2007
A first!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Camping!!
Whiskey Girl and I took our niece on her first camping trip! It was just a one-nighter, and we were there for less than 24 hours, but still, she got to sleep "outside". The campsite was awesome. WG found it in a book that I'm thinking I'm gonna have to steal from her. I've posted a picture of the campsite with the awesome view of Lake Lanier. There was a Georgia Red Clay beach and when the weather is a bit warmer and we have more time to be there, swimming would be in order. The niece has already stated she wants to go back with her Daddy some day. Thanks, WG, for gettin' me to come with you. I'm glad I did.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Grrr...
I am SO mad!! I was watching Lost tonight and there was a part where the spoken language was Korean with captions in English. I was all intensely watching it when suddenly Channel 2 Action News pops up with this announcement about news to follow the show that COVERED UP THE CAPTIONS!!! I missed what was said!! I was so mad and yelling at the TV "NOOOO!!!" like that would help remove the popup, which of course it did not! But it did help me feel better!
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